New York, The Nation's Thyroid

Man Is Unconquerable Because He Can Make Even His Helplessness So Entertaining. His Motto Seems To Be "even Though He Slay Me, Yet Will I Make Fun Of Him!

The World, In Its Sheer Exuberance Of Kindness, Will Try To Bury The Poet With Warm And Lovely Human Trivialities. It Will Even Ask Him To Autograph Books.

Blessed Is The Satirist; And Blessed The Ironist; Blessed The Witty Scoffer, And Blessed The Sentimentalist; For Each, Having Seen One Spoke Of The Wheel, Thinks To Have Seen All, And Is Content.

Dancing Is A Wonderful Training For Girls, It's The First Way You Learn To Guess What A Man Is Going To Do Before He Does It.

The Real Purpose Of Books Is To Trap The Mind Into Doing Its Own Thinking.