Never Give A Sucker An

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.