My Wife Says Obe Stands

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.