My Own Laugh Is The

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.