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You Can Get Through Very Serious And Sometimes Horrible And Sometimes Embarrassing And Very Awkward Situations With Humor. It Gives Us A Way Out.

I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just Got A Manicure. And I Notice You Don't Have A Manicure At All. Only Thing Noticeable About Your Hands Is The Missing Tan On Your Ring Finger That I Don't Care About. -lula

You Ever Get Any Death Threats? How About Ex-husbands Or Ex-boyfriends? You Run Over Anyone Recently?” ~ Morelli

Happens To Me All The Time...people Are Always Underestimating My Dumbness.