My Mistakes Are No Worse

Hello God, If We Are Still On Speaking Terms, Can You Help Me?

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.

I Sing As An Actress. Whatever I'm Singing About, I Just Become The Story.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

I Love To Flirt, And I've Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.