My Life Is Nothing Like

I Am A Man Who Has Never Tied His Own Shoes Before!

Growing Up, I Liked All The Stuff That Everyone Else Was Listening To, Like Motown, But The Biggest Group Of All Was The Beatles.

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

We Want The Same Effect As If Someone's House Burned Here. We Want To Give Them A Normal Life As Soon As Possible.