My Husband Is So Cheap.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.