My Gift Was In Comedy.

I Was In Analysis For Years Because Of A Traumatic Childhood; I Was Breast-fed Through Falsies.

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

It's A Wonderful Thing To Be Able To Create Your Own World Whenever You Want To. Writing Is Very Pleasurable, Very Seductive, And Very Therapeutic. Time Passes Very Fast When I'm Writing-really Fast. I'm Puzzling Over Something, And Time Just Flies By. It's An Exhilarating Feeling. How Bad Can It Be? It's Sitting Alone With Fictional Characters. You're Escaping From The World In Your Own Way And That's Fine. Why Not?

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.