My Films Are A Form

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A Retarded Angel.

Standard Mathematics Has Recently Been Rendered Obsolete By The Discovery That For Years We Have Been Writing The Numeral Five Backward. This Has Led To Reevaluation Of Counting As A Method Of Getting From One To Ten. Students Are Taught Advanced Concepts Of Boolean Algebra, And Formerly Unsolvable Equations Are Dealt With By Threats Of Reprisals.