My Dad Died, And My

None Seem To Bear The Imputation Of Supposed Guilt With Greater Intolerance Than Such As Are, On Other Occasions, Obviously Culpable Of Vice Or Crime.

I Don't Really Like Politics That Much. And I Like The Order And Simplicity Of Sports. They Have An Ending. You Can Argue With Your Friends About It, But In The End You Still Like Sports. I Almost Love The Fantasy World Of Sports More Than The Real World.

The Praise We Seek For Our Own Virtues Sometimes Tempts Us To Flatter The Imperfections Of Other Men.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.