My Comfort Zone Is Press

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.