My Act Has Always Reflected

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

Always And Forever Is A Grandmothers Love

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

Why Would You Want To Keep The Bluebird Houses Mounted In A Place That You Now Know Is Unsafe For Them? Bluebirds Are Not Ornaments For Pictures, They Are Living Things That Deserve Your Best Effort If You Are Going To Be A Landlord To Them. There Is No Magic Spell That Will Protect Those Bluebirds--they Have To Depend On You Or They Are Doomed.