Mushrooms Grow On Cow Turds.

Pornography Is Any Act That Has No Artistic Merit And Causes Sexual Thoughts...sounds Like Almost Every Commercial On Tv To Me.

Sometimes My Dad Even Gets On This Kick--'you Hate This Country'....i Have To Tell Him...i Just Hate Being Lied To.

What Kind Of People Are These With Such Low Self-esteem That They Need A War To Feel Better About Themselves?

I, Like All Artists In Western Cultures, Am A Shaman...come In The Guise Of A Comic...to Heal Perception By Using...'jokes'.

Marijuana: A Drug That Kills … No One – And Let's Put It In A Time Frame – Ever. Illegal.