Money's The Solution, Curing All

Money And Corruption Are Ruining The Land, Crooked Politicians Betray The Working Man, Pocketing The Profits And Treating Us Like Sheep, And We're Tired Of Hearing Promises That We Know They'll Never Keep.

Dissatisfied With What I Am, I Want To Be A Better Man.

Learn To Be Positive, It's Your Only Chance.

You Say Your Image Is New, But It Looks Well Tested.

Hey, Is That You Elvis? I Wanna Speak To The Colonel. Jump To It, You Mother.