Money Is A Necessity; So

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

Give Me A Chance, Says Stupid, And I Will Show You. Ten To One He Has Had His Chance Already, And Neglected It.

Fastidiousness Is The Envelope Of Indelicacy.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

No One Is Rich Whose Expenditures Exceed His Means, And No One Is Poor Whose Incomings Exceed His Outgoings.