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Valentine's Day Money-saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th.

Bush Met With Former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter Is 76 Years Old, Or As Democrats Call Him 'their Bright New Star Of The Future.'

Tim Tebow May Be Back In The Nfl With The Philadelphia Eagles. As You Remember, He Was Thrown Out Of The League When He Landed His Gyrocopter On The White House Lawn.

According To The Recent Polls, Bush Has A Slight Lead Over John Kerry. So Today, Bush Hung A Banner Over The White House Saying, 'mission Accomplished.'

John Boehner Is A Member Of A Country Club In Ohio. It Turns Out That The Bartender Was Plotting To Poison Boehner. Now Wait A Minute. Isn't That The Movie With Seth Rogen And James Franco?