Men Always Fall For Frigid

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.