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I Went To About One Frat Party A Year. A Year Seemed To Be Enough Time For Me To Forget How Much I Didn't Like Frat Parties, And My Friends Would Eventually Convince Me To Go To One. Cheap Beer, Guys Looking For A Quick Hook-up, And Girls Playing 'dumb' To Get In On The Hook-up. I Just Never Got Into It.

This Much I'm Sure Of. Chances For Winning = 1 - (# Of Math Students Playing)/ (# Of Math Students Cheering). That's A Fraction.

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I Want To Help Middle-school Girls Stay Interested In Math And Be Good At It, And See It As Friendly And Accessible And Not This Scary Thing. Everyone Else In Society Tells Them It's Not For Them. It's For Nerdy White Guys With Pocket Protectors.