Marriage Is The Death Of

I'm Not Saying I Didn't Enjoy Myself, But I Didn't.

Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not, Say, Lettered?

I Have One Last Request. Don't Use Embalming Fluid On Me; I Want To Be Stuffed With Crab Meat.

I'm Astounded By People Who Want To 'know' The Universe When It's Hard Enough To Find Your Way Around Chinatown.

Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.