Man Proposes, Woman Forecloses.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

Illusion Is The Dust The Devil Throws In The Eyes Of The Foolish.

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The Bank Of Good Will.