Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

There's An Old Saying About Those Who Forget History. I Don't Remember It, But It's Good.

There's A Buzz To Failing And Not Dying.

Forgot To Live-tweet The Election Last Night, So I'm Post-tweeting Today. I'll Start As Soon As My Fingers Unclench From Their Rage Fists.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.