Love Is A Letter On

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

Happiness Is Anyone And Anything That's Loved By You.

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.