Lots Of Travel, Away From

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.