Life Is Short. If You

I Didn't Go To College At All, Any College, And I'm Not Saying You Wasted Your Time Or Money, But Look At Me, I'm A Huge Celebrity.

I Just Want To Find Somebody Special, Somebody That I Click With.

There Are People Out There Hiding All Kinds Of Things. People Who Have All This Success And All This Fame And All This Money, And Yet There Are Secrets That They Think If We Found Out About, It Would Be Over For Them. And It's A Horrible Way To Live Whether You're Famous Or Not.

When Life Gives You Lemons....they Could Really Be Oranges.

You're Never Too Old To Play. You're Only Too Old For Low-rise Jeans.