Life Is A Mixed Blessing,

A Doctor Recently Described To Me "benign Positional Vertigo": It Means You Get Dizzy In Certain Positions, But You Can Get Over It Without Necessarily Changing The Position. Change "vertigo" To "anxiety," And You've Summed Up The Neurotic's Plight.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

Women Are Good Listeners, But It's A Waste Of Time Telling Your Troubles To A Man Unless There's Something Specific You Want Him To Do.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

If You're A Gifted Flirt, Talking About The Price Of Eggs Will Do As Well As Any Other Subject.