Life Is A Battle Of

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.