Laws, However Divine In Origin

They That Are Virtuous From Principle May Receive Confidence In Every Capacity; But They That Are So From Custom Or Habit, Are Capable Of Trust Only In Matters Of Ordinary And Settled Occurrence.

In Estimating The Adversities Of Life, We Would Seldom Have Much Reason To Complain Of The Evils We Suffer, Did We Understand The Dangers We Daily Escape.

There Are Two Things Which A Man Should Scrupulously Avoid: Giving Advice That He Would Not Follow, And Asking Advice When He Is Determined To Pursue His Own Opinion.

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.