Keep Your Passions In Check,

Satire Chooses And Knows No Objects. It Arises By Fleeing From Them And Their Forcing Themselves Upon It.

The World Has Become Uglier Since It Began To Look Into A Mirror Every Day; So Let Us Settle For The Mirror Image And Do Without An Inspection Of The Original.

To Me All Men Are Equal: There Are Jackasses Everywhere, And I Have The Same Contempt For Them All.

Since The Day Man First Tried To Conquer Space, The Earth Has Been Mobilizing.

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.