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I Was Once Involved In A Same-sex Marriage. There Was The Same Sex Over And Over And Over.

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Congratulations To Bill And Hillary Clinton: This Weekend, 33rd Wedding Anniversary. How About That? And You Thought The Iraqi War Was A Never-ending Conflict.

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