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Count Yourself Lucky. I Watched My Entire Family As They Were Eaten Alive By The Very Pack Of Animals You Have Downstairs In Your House With Your Child. The Blood Of My Parents Flowed From Their Bodies Through The Floorboards And Drenched Me While I Lay In Terror Of Being Torn Apart By Them. I Was Only A Year Older Than Your Child When It Happened. My Parents Gave Their Lives For Mine And I Watched As They Gave Them. So You’ll Have To Excuse Me If I Have A Hard Time Thinking Good Of Any Animal Except Those Who Are Dead Or Caged. (angelia)

Do Y’all Have Enough Stun Guns For Them? (madaug) Does A Bear Defecate Rurally? What Kind Of Question Is That For Someone Who Owns The Biggest Gun Store In Town? Of Course I Got Plenty. I Got Enough Tasers To Light Up New York City And Boston Just For Giggles. (bubba)

I Live For A Woman Who Scratches, Just Make Sure To Keep It On The Back, Baby, I Dont Like Scars." ~otto Carvalletti

Tabitha Checked Her Watch. It Was Almost Ten. “i Don’t Know About You, But I’m Famished. Want To Go Grab A Bite?” Valerius Gave Her An Amused Stare. “you Have To Be The Only Woman Alive Who Would Ask A Man With Fangs That Question.

That Wasn't Love; That Was Stupidity.