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When You Talk Like An Asshole And Look Like An Asshole, You're An Asshole

I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy To Write A Good Pop Song.

You Know, I've Been To Some Superstars' Houses, And I've Been Really Disgusted When I See Their Platinum Discs Hanging In The Toilet. They're Just There On The Walls Glaring At You When You're Trying To Be Occupied With Other Things.

I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free. But I Can Sit And Watch An Ant Run Up And Down The Floor For Hours. I Use A Magnifying Glass To Look At The Beautiful Shape Of The Thing.

If You Are Pissing People Off, You Know You Are Doing Something Right