It's Easier To Have A

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Be The Ugly One, Look At The Nice One.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.