It's An Insane World, And

How Do I Know The Bible Isn't The Word Of God? Well If It Was The Word Of God It Would Be Clear And Easy To Understand...considering God Was The Creator Of Language!

It's Not That I Disagreed With Bush's Economic Policy... I Believed He Was A Child Of Satan Here To Destroy The Planet.

Nonsmokers--this Is For You And You Only. Ready? Nonsmokers Die Every Day. Sleep Tight.

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.