It Probably Says Something Really

I Don't Go To Different Countries To Criticise Their Political System And Tell Them What They Should Be Doing - What Do I Know?

Lots Of Comics Try Stuff Out All Year Round, Which Is Very Sensible - I Don't.

I Feel Very Very Old. My Hair Hurts. I Have Buttocks All Over My Body And I Can't Even Smoke Properly Any More. I Don't Have Lungs, I Just Have Two Poppadoms In Here.

I Don't Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

The East Is Very Mysterious To Westerners. Even Post-cold War, It's Still An Unknown Entity.