In Every Spoof I Make

Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty / Come And Join The Nazi Party!

The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets Of Longevity 1. Don't Run For A Bus - There'll Always Be Another. 2. Never, Ever Touch Fried Food. 3. Stay Out Of A Ferrari Or Any Other Small Italian Car. 4. Eat Fruit - A Nectarine - Even A Rotten Plum Is Good.

You Want To Be As Smart As You Can About Being Stupid.

Everything We Do In Life Is Based On Fear, Especially Love.

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.