I Must Have A Drink

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.