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If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.
-Phyllis Diller
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If Your Husband Wants To
Phyllis Diller
If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.
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