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Grover Norquist Is A Mean-spirited, Humorless, Dishonest Little Creep... An Embarrassing Anomaly, The Leering, Drunken Uncle Everyone Else Wishes Would Stay Home... [he] Is Repulsive, Granted, But There Aren't Nearly Enough Of Him To Start A Purge Trial.

I'm Not For Cutting Off Hands But I'm More For Cutting Off Hands Than I Am For Molesting Children, If That's What It Takes To Stop It. I Think That's Fair.

You Cannot Compare Me To Somebody Who Makes Apologies For Hitler. And I Don't Think Putin Is Comparable.

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.

I Can't Wait To Work For Rick Kaplan. He's A Great Producer. I Would Host An Infomercial If He Would Produce It.