If You Live Below Your

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

When You're Making A Real Documentary, You Shoot It And The Movie Happens. You Don't Make - This Sounds Corny - You Don't Make A Documentary, A Documentary Makes You. It Really Does.

An Entertainer's Reputation As A Live Act Is The Most Valuable Thing He Or She Can Have. If People Know You Give Good Shows, You'll Never Be Broke For The Rest Of Your Life.

There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.