If You Get Too Well-known

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

San Francisco! City Of Dreaming Spires, People Live Here... Golden Gate Bridge, Ahh The Romans Came Here.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

This Is A World That's Big Enough For Everyone. I Like That Message In That Comes Out Of John Lasseter, And It Comes Out Pixar, It Comes Out Of The Apple, Google, The Ben And Jerry's Thing. These Are American Companies That Send That Message Around That Is Good, That Is Healthy. And Everyone Goes, "that's The America I Always Believed In Before Watergate."

But With Dogs, We Do Have "bad Dog." Bad Dog Exists. "bad Dog! Bad Dog! Stole A Biscuit, Bad Dog!" The Dog Is Saying, "who Are You To Judge Me? You Human Beings Who’ve Had Genocide, War Against People Of Different Creeds, Colors, Religions, And I Stole A Biscuit?! Is That A Crime? People Of The World!" "well, If You Put It That Way, I Think You’ve Got A Point. Have Another Biscuit, Sorry.