If You Don't Go Towards

My Father Was And Is A Great Father. My Father Always Wanted To Do Stand-up. He Wanted To Be An Actor. But Instead He Did Two Jobs. He Did Customer Service At A Hospital And He Worked As A Waiter At Night. He Pretty Much Sacrificed Everything For His Daughters.

I Get Along Very Well With The Cast Of '30 Rock.' I Guess I Bring A Certain Quirkiness To The Show As Well. I'm Just Thankful They Keep Asking Me. I Didn't Think I Was Going To Be Asked Back So Every Time They Say, 'we Want You Back,' I'm Screaming. I'm Jumping Up And Down And Screaming.

I Was Homeless For A Little Bit. I Was On People's Couches, But It Was An Amazing Journey. I Got To Make People Laugh All The Way.

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.

I Was Taught Not To Confront And Interrupt People, But That's What I Do Every Day On 'the View.'