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Successful Salesman: Someone Who Has Found A Cure For The Common Cold Shoulder.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

Very Few People Ever Meet Celebrities. All We Really Know Is What We Read About Them And The Most Memorable Lines Are Jokes. That's How We Tend To Define What We Think Of A Public Figure.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.