If The Police Ever Try

The Pressure To Being A Comedian Is Being Funny, But I've Given That Up, So There Is No Pressure Whatsoever.

With The Internet, If You Erase Something It Just Means You Have To Spend Another Half-minute To Find It.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

If A Comedian Tells A Joke That You Find Funny, You Laugh. If He Tells A Joke You Do Not Find Funny, Dont Laugh. Or You Could Possibly Go As Far As Groaning Or Rolling Your Eyes. Then You Wait For His Next Joke; If Thats Funny, Then You Laugh. If Its Not, You Dont Laugh - Or At Very Worst, You Can Leave Quietly.

Every Time Something Pops In My Head, I Think Twice About It And I Do It Anyway.