If Television Encouraged Us To

The Gratification Of A Thoughtless Pleasure Soon Evaporates; The Pleasure Of A Gratifying Thought Never Ends.

Laughing At Our Mistakes Can Lengthen Our Own Life. Laughing At Someone Else's Can Shorten It.

We May Not Imagine How Our Lives Could Be More Frustrating And Complex - But Congress Can.

A Good Education Prepares A Child To Be A Good Employee And A Good Citizen-in That Order, With The Importance Of The Former Never Exceeding The Importance Of The Latter.

There's Always Somebody Who Is Paid Too Much, And Taxed Too Little - And It's Always Somebody Else.