If One Reads Enough Books,

Because I'm An American, I Know There's All Sorts Of International Folks Who Would Gladly Kidnap And Behead Me.

When You Resort To Violence To Prove A Point, You’ve Just Experienced A Profound Failure Of Imagination.

And Then She Asks Me How Many Sexual Partners I've Had And I Say One Or Two Depending On Your Definition Of What I Did To Custer . . .

Everybody Likes To Have A Place To Think, To Meditate, To Eat A Burrito.

Also Because I'm Ambiguously Ethnic Looking, You Know, I Come To New York And I Can Be Anything. People Generally Think I'm Half Of Whatever They Are.