If I Watch An Episode

I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were To Get A Tattoo, It Would Be The Two Masks, And They Would Be Both Smiling.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

If Had A Penny For Every Strange Look I've Gotten From Strangers On The Street I'd Have About 10 To 15 Dollars, Which Is A Lot When You're Dealing With Pennies.

It's Just Cool To Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.