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Pity All Newlyweds. She Cooks Something Nice For Him, And He Brings Her Flowers, And They Kiss And Think: How Easy Marriage Is.

Men Feel That Women Somehow Drag Them Down, And Women Feel That Way About Men. It's Possible That Both Are Right.

For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be Rigorously Planned, Nights Left Open To Chance.

When Suffering Comes, We Yearn For Some Sign From God, Forgetting We Have Just Had One.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.