If I Had My Life

What Is So Fascinating About Sitting Around Watching A Bunch Of Pituitary Cases Stuff A Ball Through A Hoop?

When I'm Writing Something, If There's A Part That's Good For Me, Then I'll Play It. Otherwise, I Don't. And I Notice That There Are Less And Less Parts For Me In My Own Writing.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

Why Does Man Kill? He Kills For Food. And Not Only Food: Frequently There Must Be A Beverage.

I'm Really A Timid Person - I Was Beaten Up By Quakers