If I Had My Life

For 70 Nights, Right Across America, I've Been Getting Out There With Two Ex-lovers And We've Been Playing Songs Which Are So Specific About Each Of Us, You Just Wouldn't Know. We're Friends Now But We Can't Forget What Happened Between Us.

I Had Botox And I Hated It. For Four Long Months, I Looked Like A Different Person.

I've Always Been A Pretenders Fan... I'm Very Excited About This.

I'm Not A Witch, I Just Like Halloween, And I Thought That Blondes Look Skinnier In Black.

When You Grow Up As A Girl, The World Tells You The Things That You Are Supposed To Be: Emotional, Loving, Beautiful, Wanted. And Then When You Are Those Things, The World Tells You They Are Inferior: Illogical, Weak, Vain, Empty.